So here's the joke of the day (month) at our house:
A little girl comes to her father and asks, "Dad, why did you you name me 'Rose'!" To which the father replied, "Well, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head, so we named you Rose?"
A second child came to the father and asked, "Dad, why did you name me Robin?" The father replied, "Well, son, when you were born, a robin came and landed on your head."
A third child came up to the father and grunted. The father said, "What's that Cinder Block?"
I didn't say it was a good joke ... just one that's been circulating around our house.